The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.Īfter I die, wherever my spirit goes, I'm going to try to get back and visit my skeleton at least once a year, because, "Hey, old buddy, how's it going?"Īmbition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. "That's dynamite, baby."Ī funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw **** you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.Ī good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite.
"This is the fourth coat crushing this year", said the sergeant as he outlined the body with a special pencil that writes on snow.Īt first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. So, murder and camping are not as similar as you might think.Īs the snow started to fall, he tugged his coat tighter around himself. But not any man is capable of being a good camper. Good stuff.Īnybody who has an identity problem had better wise up and get with the program!Īny man, in the right situation, is capable of murder.
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